![]() aka, François-Marie Arouet (1694-1778) . writer . philosopher . satirist . humanist . “I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.” “It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.” “The secret of being boring is to say everything.” "Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too.” “The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him.” "Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers.” "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.” "Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.” "Anything too stupid to be said is sung.” “Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.” ![]() |






















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-Riley
(Formally known as =Tusami)
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"Erik is not truly dead. He lives on within the souls of those who choose to listen to the music of the night."
-DragonessDeanna
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